Please use the form below to send us your work, or send an email to [email protected]. If your contribution is published, we will send you a copy for free – you just pay shipping.
Feel free to include any direct links to images you’d like us to use. We will publish your work alongside the name or alias you provide – email address is optional if you’d like to stay fully anonymous, but required if you want a free copy!
FAQ
How do I submit?
We just told you! Scroll up!!! But to reiterate: you can fill in the form above, or email us at [email protected]. You can submit anonymously if you like, but we’ll need your address from you at a later date if you are published and want to receive a copy. You can also leave us a voice message at +1(818)796-3687 and we’ll type it out.
What can I submit?
Text, images, or both! Fiction, non fiction, somewhere in between, long or short, simple or elaborate, original or un, anything goes. Tell us an anecdote or a joke or a dream you had, show us favorites from your porn stash or something you’ve inserted somewhere in your body, just have fun! Don’t be a piece of shit!
What do you want me to submit?
This is hard to say. We want to see things that are unique to whoever is submitting them, and we figure out what’s going to be in the magazine by looking at all the contributions together and seeing what works. But, in the future, we may call out for a particular niche or medium that we think would suit what we’re working with. Until then, we just want you freaks to show us what you’re all about. Ask yourself what you’d like to see in a magazine and make it happen!
I’m not in the USA, can I still receive a free copy?
Yes! We do ask everyone to pay for the cost of shipping which varies from country to country. We will contact you about the shipping cost before printing your work to double check.
I’m horny but I’m not talented!
The most important thing to us is that you are expressive – we would love to encourage more people who have never written, drawn, photographed, etc. before to try it out and send it our way! It might not be a masterpiece, but if your passion shows through it will charm us.
Do you accept gay stuff?
Always!
I’ve submitted before, can I submit again?
Yes! Whether you’ve been published or not, you’re welcome to submit again any time. If we didn’t publish your work before, we may still contact you to ask if we can use something you’ve previously sent us. If you have been published before, we might hold off on using your work until the next issue to allow others a chance.
Fuck! I missed the deadline! Shit!
I’m gonna let you in on a secret… It doesn’t really matter! Send it anyway! We’re really always open for submissions, we just set out a deadline on our open calls to give people some guidance (and to have some structure for ourselves). You’re not guaranteed a shot at the issue we called out for, but you’ll certainly be up for consideration for the next one.
How do you pick from the submissions?
We just do whatever seems like a good idea at the time! We like fun and interesting pieces that push preconceived notions of what should appear in an erotic magazine. We like things that are shocking and weird and explicit. We also want each issue to have a good flow, so we try to include a variety of themes – some of our favourite pieces might not suit the rest of the pieces we’ve chosen, in which case we’ll hold onto it for a future issue. We are also open to very large and impressive bribes.
Did I get in?
We’ll email you if we’ll be using your work. If we don’t email you, you aren’t in the upcoming issue. We are mentally ill and get a lot of submissions!
When will the new issue be out?
We don’t know yet! Every aspect of the magazine – from the layout to the binding – is done by two people at home in our free time, so it can take some time to put together. Hopefully soon though! Subscribe to our newsletter to stay updated!